OUR PEOPLE
That is a tiny chair, sir.
Wyatt - Bridesdude
Wyatt and Lisa have been buddies since 2005 . . . or so. Neither of them remembers exactly when their unholy union began, but he's basically the brother Lisa never had.
May the odds be ever in your favor.
Melanie - Bridesmaid
Mel has been there for us since the dawn of time - aka 2002 when we all met in the dorms at UC Davis. Mel was Paul's neighbor in the dorms and then Lisa's roommate, and has remained one of our favorite people despite leaving us to live in Portland, and then D.C., and now Tucson of all places.
The most interesting man... in the world.
Dennis - Bridesdude
Dennis is also one of Lisa's former UCD roomies, and their shared love of whiskey, tacos, and bad movies endures to this day.
SF Chronicle's "most trustworthy looking asian dude bay area 2014."
Andy - Groomsdude
Andy is Paul's older bro and taught Paul everything he needed to know about bro activities.
Hackathon hackathon disrupt real time unicorn evangelist. REAL POWER COMES FROM THE HEADSET BOYS AND GIRLS
Marty - Groomsdude
Marty is another former dorm-mate of Paul and Lisa's and later a roommate of Paul's. We like him even though he's a techbro.
Look at this crunchy mofo.
Sterling - Groomsdude
Sterling is another former dorm-mate of Paul and Lisa and roommate of Paul's. Are you sensing a theme here? Somehow most of these people lived with us and still like us. Sterling is a big fan of long walks on the beach with his lovely wife Irene, and committing to his hobbies REALLY intensely.
Officiant - Vu-Ha
Years of training in an ancient Buddhist monastery have prepared our boy Vu-Ha for this task. His girlfriend Tina is the muscle. Vu and Tina are also Lisa's former roomies.